MiNi's WORLD

FUN AND BUM

2006-12-12T06:47:00.000-08:00

YAY i went to coco latte...i had sooooo much fun with the guys on saturday night BANGRRRAAA NIGHT MAN!! i partied my ass so hard the i lost my spectacles that was suppose to be in my back pocket=(

anyway...

HOE HOE HOE merry christmas everyone!! i think i'm going to wear my christmas hat soon!! =D please DO join me=)

WHOOP ASS.

2006-11-27T06:42:00.000-08:00

HEH HEH HEH guess whose waist i touched today?? itssss ERICSSS!!

alright everyone! take a queue number and wait your turn ah=)

eric's waist is wasted on him lah if only they were on j-yawn gee boon=D =D =D

ok lets not talk about him anymore or else later will feel SAIN. anywayss theres a few things i'd like to say here.

number 1: i would like to take this chance to apologise for cutting jason=( felt so bad la decided to post a public apology=)

number 2: check out this fantastic blog done up by my dearest mahahahana at www.XXXXXXXXXXX.blogspot.com it may not have the nicest stories to tell or the most unique blog skin around, but it is the most heart warming and sweet thing one can do. THANK YOU MAHAHAHANA=)

number 3: I THANK YOU ALL FOR THE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS=)

number 4: i would like to piss please excuse me for a moment=p....

50 minutes later....

number 4.1: anyone interested in going to zouk out? please tag my board thank you thank you=)

last but not least

number 5: just for the sake of anyone who still hasn't found out, i have a girlfriend and i would like to tell the whole world about it heh heh...I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU JIA LIN=D

| look out for my next post its gonna be funny i sense something coming=p|

i hope eric falls down again or maybe jenny grows an amazing 1 cm or something=X

PISSSSSS OFF FOODCOURT 4 CLEANER AUNTIE

2006-10-30T06:55:00.000-08:00

so pissed today! okay. bad way to start off my blog lah since i'm back and kicking. But i figured that this has some link to my previous post as i'm back and i nearly kicked the food court cleaner auntie's ass (but i ended up kicking her trolley) omg omg i soooooo pissd off. o

okay. heres a recount:
TYY and MiNi went into the basement of foodcourt 4 to grab some CHICKEN rice (hints eric) and i went along to see girls and maybe feed my eyes=p ok anyway...sooo TYY was queuing up and the uncle went "XIAO DI YAO CHI SHE MUO?" the TYY shot uncle back "LIM BEI CUM CHICKEN RICE STORE OF COURSE EAT CHICKEN RICE RIGHT?!" then uncle quickly served TYY his plate of CHICKEN (coughs* LOSER) rice =) TYY gave the uncle $2.50 but ended up with a discount of fai tea sense! so he only paid $2 for the CHICKEN rice. Then TYY Saa Baa Luck-ed off without the utencils=/ so i grabed it for him. TYY climber the stairs and i followed...then TYY climber another flight of stairs to arrive at our seat. Just as i was about to climb the stairs, KNNHGNBPCBPBK FOODCOURST 4 CLEANER AUNTIE use her trolley and BANG me! AHHHHHH so dam pissed off lah! cos its so filthy. ok blah blah blah..so after the meal i hunted for the auntie's trolley. then i go and give it a goodhard kick. Then this time the auntie actually apologised to me cause i kicked her trolley?? Hmmm i'm quite confused=/ but what the hell i just wanted to kick her ass lah=/ =/ =/

OKAY end of story....

NOW FOR THE NEXT STORY!

Alright! now the GANG is walking towards our study block: T12.

Balls"Hey knn who push me!?>?!"

EK"Not me!"

Balls"KNNarrrrrrrr!"

then i mosh him heh heh...(its suppose to be an activity where people listen to some hardcore metal music and beat each other up=/)

so the moshing went on for some time and eventually we reached: THE RAMP.

*NewsCaster"On this faithful day, the great o'l CHICKEN has fallen...."

yeah..cos EK aka watermelon aka big head aka Dua tao pushed eric so freakkkin hard he apparently flew without wings FLYING WITHOUT WINGSSSSSS =p

thats all for the day folks=)

|Auntie i'm sorry for kicking your trolley, COS I SHOULD HAVE KICKED YOUR ASS|

Your's Faithfully,
MiNi BALLBEARINGS

BACK and KICKING

2006-09-21T01:56:00.000-07:00

Hello! I am back! but i'll start blogging on monday or so haha been busy these days i failed a core module man! AHHH omg omg...and i've got myself an awesome job by the way heh heh...i'm working in the HDB as a temporary interviewer =D money rolling in foooooo!

MOS

2006-05-31T09:41:00.000-07:00

hmm i just went for the mos VAUNT this mornin yeahh...=D

it's amazing how i've managed not to explode in that pitch dark tent haha...Eric and TYY were with me in those moments of darkness lol thank goodness for them or else i'll be bored to death...thanks guys!! you rock! Woooo! =D

after about 2hrs or so of waiting Eric TYY and i got in hehe..so we waited for jeremy jasmine winston ci min qiaojuan zhi hua janice and sadly i dun know the rest of their names...sorry guys=D

then we met in the main arena and took a small tour of the place...its a really pumped up place! the moment we step in, the music was pumping the mood already hehe..Shake hi kel was chanting some stuff which i can;t hear haha...sorry man i don't know how to spell your name AHAHA =p

Finally, we found everyone...then we danced =D we found a perfect spot in front of the woofers of the floor haha..i could feel me heart THUMPING! so we shake and shake throught the night non stop YAY!!

the highlight was actually the dance steps we came up with haha...we had pretty much a mix of the 70's moves (Saturday night fever) and the Estacy dance move haha..so we realy just shaked and jumped and pointed into the air loh haha..its really fun trust me =D thumbs up to MOS!

damn i can't get enough of this kind of lifestyle...i'm definately going back for more..guys you have to go to a club at leat once in your lifetime...or else you'll be missing out big time =D

|sorry if i stepped on your feet guys!|

*shaking head still feeling high hehe...

8 Xians

2006-05-22T09:15:00.000-07:00

hehe..well once again DASE 2B21 has come up with their own gang =D

we're now called the 8 xians or eight immortals lol

let me intro:

Lional as Bah Xian

Salty as Sian Xian (Salty immortal)

Siang as Xian Zai

TYY as Chang Jing Xian (Long Neck Immortal)

Eric as Xiao Xian (little immortal)

EK as Xian Zah Boh (Dunno how to explain)

Jason as Wo Xian (Me First)

MiNi as Xian Ren Zang (Cactus)

soo...better dun offend us =D

|Sooo Sleepy!|

Nitey~

Fight Club: Salty VS Ji Wuu Bah

2006-05-18T08:34:00.000-07:00

OMG you guys fucking missed the HIGHLIGHT of the day man!

Time: 13:00 - 14:00
Venue: T12202
Rules: THERE ARE NO RULES
Referee: MiNi and ERIC

Ding Ding Ding!!
okayy the contestants enter the arena.
Salty was luffin away..
Ji Wuu Bah puts down his bag..

MiNi turned off the lights

THE FIGHT BEGINS

The crouching tiger (J.W.B) walk around PREY (Salty)
Salty is still obnoxious of the imminent damage he'll be receiving...

then..SUDDENLY in the blink of an eye J.W.B showed salty his Fist Of Fury
damn Salty received three punches in lyk wad? 1 sec?? omg..

After receiving the Fist Of Fury, naturally Salty became Furious =/
So he picked up a chair then shouted his war cry " Chao Chee Bye! Pain LAH"
The Next thing i remembered was the chair flying at J.W.B and Salty leaving the arena saying KAN NIN NAHH

AHAHAHA
its so damn true lahh! everytime our sage TYY ain't here theres bound to be a fight or two =/

The most famous being TERMINATOR VS Red Indian. =D

Then today i got to wear push ups cuz jason pinched my tits until they fucking SAG knn! i'm soo gonna fuck you jason =p

Lalala hey i'm so proud of myelf today =D =D =D i studied!! omg omg then i discovered that i have a photographic memory! it's lyk if i concentrate enuff i'll remember the page and what it looks like! dammm thats nice huh?

ok i'm off to collect more of these "photos"

tata~~

|So sorry Helmi..i'll help out tomorrow i promise =D|

ARSENAL LOST AHAHAHAHAHA =D

The King Of The Kings

2006-05-17T08:30:00.000-07:00

Oh man i'm so fcuking bored lahh..

So i'm gonna write some KINGS hehe...

King Number 1

TYY!!!

He has got a mouth two eyes two right ears and two left hands =/
Indeed hes a king! King of PON (not porn, he just likes to pon lessons thats all hes a nice guy =D )

ERIC!!

King of the animal kingdom! Chicken little =D

JASON!!

King of N.P
A-HEM! thats short form for Nipple Pinching =X
damn him always pinch me sia LOL now my chest sagging already lah!! $@#%#@%#$

Xian Wei awka (Also well known as) SALTY

King of the Bai Zan Z (White Chop Chicken)
PM me for the reason hehe...but i'll give you guys a hint..its something to do with the toilet and a video and a CERTAIN song by guns and roses =D

Eng Khiam aka EK awka BABE MAGNET

King of Neoprint
get some tips from him boys and girls hes a specialist in the head size field yep yep =p
OH and not to forget..Someone recently said hes cute!! omg..

Lional Thian Yong Shun aka lion aka Bishan De Lional aka Ju Wuu Bah

King Of the Wan Rou (play with meat)
He likes to play with FLESH i dunno why LOL i'm kidding lional =D

Tan Chek Siang aka Siang

King Of The dancefloor
DUDE check out his legs man they're ADE for dancing =D

Wong Ming Yang aka MiNi aka BALLBEARINGS

King Of....
hmm i'm not a king i just have a T-Shirt with "King Of The Kings" printed on it =D

|damn heh heh i'll be cutting out the crap from today..writing nice stuffs tomorrow!! =D|

~2B21 King Of The Kings~

Me

2006-05-16T09:10:00.000-07:00

Its lyk hey don't always see me luffing my ass off in school...but i'm actually really fucked up guys..if i did offend anyone of you its cos whatever i say don't really go through my head...just shoot my mouth off...thats what i've been wanting to say yup =D

Man...

|Just Don't feel happy no more...Without you in my life baby..|

Fcuking tired.

Eric's got FRRRESSSSSH MEAT =pPp

2006-05-15T08:46:00.000-07:00

Wow today is a very intersing day i'm having...besides listening to techno haha..okok

my MAN Eric Seo yue Siang went off to meet his destiny...Madeleine! The one who GAN me LOL

damn..i was on the way back home today after Pang Seh-ing them..SUDDENLY eric's face appered on my phone..FUCK i got scared! hideous face man...OK sorry just kidding =p Maddh i'm hoping you're not reading this by any chance haha...BUT if you're reading i suggest you don;t read on lol =D

Its something lyk this :

( ALRIGHT THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'M TYPING THIS SHIT

THIS SPACE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ERIC AND I

BUT IT JUST FCUKED UP AND DIDN'T DISPLAY A SINGLE SHIT)

*okok actually i wanted to go home to watch cartoons but fcuk haha =X

i not ps you guys for girls ok?! kns! bloody GIAM TEH KOR! CB! =D

okay...anyway i end up going home feeling lan lan cos never get to see madeleine SIAL =p
but something funny happened...fcuking eric called me just as i reach home...then Maddh and her friend come di di siao siao with me =/ they just keep hello hello hello damn i was so tempted to just swear my ass off LOL the GE LAN thing..i thing TYY knows what i'm talking about huh? LAN LI GE LAN LI GE LAN LI GE LAN! =D

i heard from eric TYY did some pretty good stunts though...

Step1. Seperate newspaper into individual pieces.
Step2. Mark out exact location for 2 eye holes.
Step3. Poke Holes
Step4. Identify target (Chicken little, Chicken Wife and slightly chicken son)
Step5. Diao them

AHAHAHHA FCUK! that is some stunt TYY check out this TYY guy man hes HOT STUFF

MiNi's Bunch Of Friends Identifier. Version1.2

Bios of TYY:

Name: Tan Yoong Yiaw
Code Name: TYY
Addressed by Mother as: Wah Eh Kia!
Height:1.8+/-
Weight: GOON JIANG

Job: Magician
Level: 69
Attack: Piercing Jab (Pokes You With His Index Finger Until You Fcuking DIE)
Magic1: HellFire (Opens up his wallet and UNLEASHES A FIREBALL!! see i TOW you hes hot stuff)
Magic2: U-N.O.T-C (Ur-Name.On.The-Ceiling)
Killer Move: SHOW HAND (Show you his two left hands)

Dun fuck with him man...i read about him he can disappear GIAM TEH KORS! OMG OMG so scared...

AHAHAHAHA ok lah actually today was quite fucked up too lah except from maddh...i think shes great! ERIC FOOOOOOOOOO!! HARD-O GAYYYYYYYYYY!! CUM GET SUM!

(apart from tim sum and peng sum though i mean...)

alright lame...

OH OH eric's password is Geon Bee Hoon Guys!!!! check it out yo i can count from one to a hundred..... 1 4 2 3 6 7 ah fcuk 100 see! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

|Feelin High Mann =D |

Nitey~~~

Additional info on lift Accident

2006-05-14T08:05:00.000-07:00

OH YES i forgot to include the fcuker who though that being trapped in a lift is some kind of joke.

This goes out to the security gaurd of the SP entrance. YOU SUCK you think that you can get an air-con into the lift?! fcuker....be a guard for the rest of ur life you sad dick

Compilation of what happened last week =D

2006-05-14T06:31:00.000-07:00

Hiak Hiak Hiaks

i haven't been bloggin for lyk 4 days?? a whole shitload or unlucky stuff happened to me lah! I've numbered them and put them into a few different paragraphs.....

Bad Luck No.1

On a dark and stormy night.......ok fcuk thats lame.

On a fcuking hot afternoon, after the CB baldy's lesson, then tragedy struck!......

MiNi and his friends stepped foot into the lift to get from the second story to the first

yaa anyway....then someone started to push RAVI then he fcuked up then push someone else, then we were lyk having a freaggin party inside the lift lah! the next thing i heard and saw was a POM! then the door of the lift bent in followed by a cloud of white shit....at that moment everyone knew we were fcuked up hehe..

ok i'll cut the long story short...the rest of the time in the lift was lyk the time of our lives haha..had quite alot of fun inside, although lional was grinding my ass whith his bag WAHAHAHA
then i attempted to ask the guy outside of the lift helping us to order a pepperoni and cheese pizza for us haha..but the highlight was TYY and JASON. Oh man the words that they spoke inspired me to live on. TYY said that "Swee Ran Wo Men Bu Shi Tong Nian Tong Yue Tong Ri Shen, Ke Shi Wo Men Ke Yi Tong Nian Tong Yue Tong Ri Shi....Ke Shi Wo Bu Yao Gen Ze Ge Hei De Yi Qi Shi !!! " ok translation time...even though we are not born in the same year same month and same day, but we can die on the same year same month and same day....BUT I DUN WANNA DIE WITH THIS BLACK ONE !!! ahahaha and we laughed our asses off hehe...but it was just for fun...WE'RE NOT RACIST...And JASON! he said to live on so as to be able to GOON JIANG again MUHAHAHAH yeahhhh being alive was the most beautiful thing of all...=D

OK

Bad Luck No.2

Hmmm i bought a new techno CD "Jason Chow's Masterplate" its not too good man! i'm so fcuking sad... i was lyk hoping to find some time to go down to a cd store to buy it and i finally got it just before i went to sentosa yesterday...i couldn't listen to it cos i don't have a CD player with me.....but when i got home i technically TORE the wrapping apart and fed the HUNGRY Hi-Fi player and as i did that i was lyk HARDGAY i shouted YAHOOOOOOO

BUT tragedy struck!

i din know all the songs are very very remixed versions of the original songs. =( anyway i tried to listen to all the songs, but i just feel so bored by it sob sob...But the never stop and despre tine were quite good hehe..

Bad luck No.3

Okayyy i know i might sound a bit OVER the hedge but its true! SOMEONE is cursing me!! AHAHAHA

someday ago i was lyk riding on my Kona blasting my techno and dashing about but SAFELY of course to bio those damn chio joggers hehe...THEN! i saw this enormous ang moh..i decelerated SUPER FAST to NOT MOVING in lyk a few scond to let him pass but he was not happy with that! knn i wished i "ACCIDENTALLY" cause an ACCIDENT haha..he said "go do that on the road you fcuker" ohh man i really feel like tripping him so he rolls down the hill like the fat bastard he is Grrr.

|Dun Pedestrians have any sense of courtesy?! FCUK! |

Nitey~~

A fcuking day ----- Featuring ----> Eric, Jason, Salty and ME

2006-05-10T09:33:00.000-07:00

AHAHAHA damn today i skipped the first lesson...its taught by some ah neh..a very rich ah neh haha..quite a nice lecturer but i just find her class too boring though ahahha..

so i arrived in school at around 12:00 and i saw terminator. For a brief second i felt fear as he raised his finger and pointed it at me, then said "Ming Yang. WHY YOU TODAY NEVER COME FOR FIRST LESSON? " damn hes a freakin scary guy don't mess with him.

Bios of terminator...

height: 1.8+++ (not too sure.But when communicating with him need to tilt ur head)
Weight: Enuff to TERMINATE you
location: Unknown
Killer Move1: Finger Of Death (marking attendance)
Killer Move2: Razor Eyes (Diao You)
Killer Move3: Laughter Of Deafening (Apx. 136 dB.)
Killer Move 4: Thunder Slap (Slaps Ur back when you are not aware of him)
Finishing Move: Joke (Bah Jiao Yu)

Thats about eveything on our last sem class chair person hehe.

Hmmm after meeting the Batchelors from my class we went on a tour to the Er Mei Shan in the Eastern parts of SP. To get to the E.M.S first we must climb the CB hill of SP. And today its HOT trust me, we're apparently having a suana session on the way there kns..And when we arrived theres no seat!!! $#!%$#& so pissed off then we stood there to wait for some moron to get their asses off their seat muahhaha..

After our "sumptious" meal EK we help him find a girlfriend lol quite pretty lah..and the girl gave her E-Mail without hesitation!! man..Ek is one handsome fuck =D

HAHA but today's HIGHLIGHT was ERIC. He told us about some old maggot in his secondary school dumb enough to repeat what a student shot at him...he said...WHY YOU CALL ME CH** BYE?! in a very aqua voice.. during silent reading and everyone heard it heh heh..

OH and erics got this FEMALE friend who loves techno...eric if you're reading this shit INTRO ME TO HER!!!! =D =D =D =D

|WHY YOU CALL ME CH** BYE?!! |

nitey~~

2006-05-09T11:09:00.000-07:00

AHAHA i'm begging|!!

My address

2006-05-09T10:49:00.000-07:00

HAHA so damn bored so ccreated this blog at 1:45 in the morning **** . Just watched some HARDGAY lol the batcher lers would know what this is ahahha

For the unfortunate few who don't know...its some jap guy in a super tight fitting hot pants going about disturbing the helll out of people by vibrating hid ass at a super high velocity. It can be viewed at YOU tube =D

Alright i'm gonna sleep..but not before i disturb TYY's tag board and his wife again muahahaha damn i'm so bitchy LOL

|Nights|